Eddy’s hand me down television, which was older than him, finally died, and we had to get a new television. I ran up to Wal-Mart, found the television that I needed for cheap, and got it. I found The Bourne Identity, but it was in full screen, so I am still looking for it in wide screen.

I was carrying the television with both hands and the employee at the door started yelling that she needed to see my receipt, so I did what I always do… I kept walking. She kept screaming and hollering like a mad woman. It would have been humorous, but I was too busy carrying a rather awkward television. Stores don’t have the right to treat me like a thief.