{"id":58,"date":"2008-09-15T14:23:19","date_gmt":"2008-09-15T18:23:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.the500footbuddha.com\/?p=58"},"modified":"2008-09-15T14:23:19","modified_gmt":"2008-09-15T18:23:19","slug":"quest-get-a-new-television-completed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.the500footbuddha.com\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"Quest: Get a New Television (Completed)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eddy&#8217;s hand me down television, which was older than him, finally died, and we had to get a new television.  I ran up to Wal-Mart, found the television that I needed for cheap, and got it.  I found The Bourne Identity, but it was in full screen, so I am still looking for it in wide screen.<\/p>\n<p>I was carrying the television with both hands and the employee at the door started yelling that she needed to see my receipt, so I did what I always do&#8230; I kept walking.  She kept screaming and hollering like a mad woman.  It would have been humorous, but I was too busy carrying a rather awkward television.  Stores don&#8217;t have the right to treat me like a thief.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eddy&#8217;s hand me down television, which was older than him, finally died, and we had to get a new television. I ran up to Wal-Mart, found the television that I needed for cheap, and got it. I found The Bourne Identity, but it was in full screen, so I am still looking for it in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[30,252,100],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-broken","tag-eddy","tag-movies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the500footbuddha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the500footbuddha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the500footbuddha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the500footbuddha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the500footbuddha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.the500footbuddha.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.the500footbuddha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the500footbuddha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.the500footbuddha.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}